Friday, April 18, 2008
Sign of the Apocalypse...
Time: 5:30AM on April 18th, 2008
Setting: Mercy Hospital - 6th floor
Situation: Nearing the end of a double shift...exhausted.
Inner dialogue: Why did I decide to stay over tonight? At least I get a 3 day weekend to reward my chivalry. So tired though, this night could not get more boring... Now who the hell is kicking my chair? (Turns around) Ok, I'm up against the nurse's station, there's no one within 10 feet of me...I'm delirious. No, I'm not delirious, THE FREAKING HOSPITAL IS SHAKING! Great, I'm on the top floor of a hospital with 18 behaviorally challenged children and the damn place is about to collapse upon itself. Terrorism? Mistake in the lab? Poltergeist? Obese patient on the 5th floor passing some serious gas? Mike Brown's head finally exploding due to the idiotic antics of Chad Johnson creating a concussion felt around the city? Any of these things is more likely than the truth. There was a freaking earthquake in Cincinnati. So we've got that going for us...
Much Love,
Bo
Setting: Mercy Hospital - 6th floor
Situation: Nearing the end of a double shift...exhausted.
Inner dialogue: Why did I decide to stay over tonight? At least I get a 3 day weekend to reward my chivalry. So tired though, this night could not get more boring... Now who the hell is kicking my chair? (Turns around) Ok, I'm up against the nurse's station, there's no one within 10 feet of me...I'm delirious. No, I'm not delirious, THE FREAKING HOSPITAL IS SHAKING! Great, I'm on the top floor of a hospital with 18 behaviorally challenged children and the damn place is about to collapse upon itself. Terrorism? Mistake in the lab? Poltergeist? Obese patient on the 5th floor passing some serious gas? Mike Brown's head finally exploding due to the idiotic antics of Chad Johnson creating a concussion felt around the city? Any of these things is more likely than the truth. There was a freaking earthquake in Cincinnati. So we've got that going for us...
Much Love,
Bo
