Wednesday, June 25, 2008
Observations Of The Random Kind...
1. In years to come, Alton Brown is destined to be regaled as one of the finest minds of our time.
2. There is absolutely no reason for my 2 seat convertible to have a disclaimer on the sun visor telling me that the safest place for children to sit is in the BACK SEAT...but it does.
3. Aaron Harang is the largest human being I've ever seen up close in real life. (and at the Aronoff, no less).
4. People who voice there disdain for fur coats while wearing leather boots, belts, and/or coats are funny to me.
5. Forks are the most pretentious of all silverware items.
6. Wedding RSVP's that have the M___________ to tell you where to put your name bug me for two reasons:
a. Why can't I just write my own "M" when I put down Mister?
b. What do Doctors do?
7. What kind of sick trick was God playing when he decided that the longer my hair is...the balder I look?
8. WARNING: NASCAR CONTENT. Why does Tony Stewart fall in love with his Corvette in the ArmorAll commercials when he races in a Toyota? (Not that I wouldn't, but I'm just sayin')
9. Carlos Mencia needs to stop stealing other comics' material and go away. http://youtube.com/watch?v=6nEH8H5BqWg (I know this is old, and normally I wouldn't care, but the fact that he's all over Comedy Central right now leaves me in a state of irk).
10. I bet the Aero-space engineers in the Death Star made a ton of money...well before being blowed all up...twice.
All I got. Pray for those lost in the Philippines from Typhoon Fengshen. We're all going to miss you A. Rest in Peace, Sir.
Much love,
Bo
2. There is absolutely no reason for my 2 seat convertible to have a disclaimer on the sun visor telling me that the safest place for children to sit is in the BACK SEAT...but it does.
3. Aaron Harang is the largest human being I've ever seen up close in real life. (and at the Aronoff, no less).
4. People who voice there disdain for fur coats while wearing leather boots, belts, and/or coats are funny to me.
5. Forks are the most pretentious of all silverware items.
6. Wedding RSVP's that have the M___________ to tell you where to put your name bug me for two reasons:
a. Why can't I just write my own "M" when I put down Mister?
b. What do Doctors do?
7. What kind of sick trick was God playing when he decided that the longer my hair is...the balder I look?
8. WARNING: NASCAR CONTENT. Why does Tony Stewart fall in love with his Corvette in the ArmorAll commercials when he races in a Toyota? (Not that I wouldn't, but I'm just sayin')
9. Carlos Mencia needs to stop stealing other comics' material and go away. http://youtube.com/watch?v=6nEH8H5BqWg (I know this is old, and normally I wouldn't care, but the fact that he's all over Comedy Central right now leaves me in a state of irk).
10. I bet the Aero-space engineers in the Death Star made a ton of money...well before being blowed all up...twice.
All I got. Pray for those lost in the Philippines from Typhoon Fengshen. We're all going to miss you A. Rest in Peace, Sir.
Much love,
Bo
