Thursday, April 13, 2006
Ben-Guy
So I'm looking at the Bengals webpage and decided to see if a former classmate of mine was on the 2006 cheerleading squad. She was on last year and has been a Ben-Gal for 3 years in all. Unfortunately, the Ben-Gals for 2006 have yet to be chosen. I did find one interesting point on their page though. In reading about the preliminary qualifications for being a Ben-Gal it says:
Candidates MUST be 21 years of age effective Sept. 1, 2006. Cheerleaders must live within a 50-mile radius of Cincinnati and be either a full time student or employed.
Notice anything? How 'bout it doesn't say you have to be penis-ly challenged to be a Ben-Gal. Technically, I fit every qualification. It got me thinking, if I were to try out of the squad and were to make it I would get paid to see every home game from the sideline. If I were to get cut, I could sue the team, stating that I was cut due to the fact that I carry some balls between my thighs (please take this moment to clear your mind of the visual you just got...it's okay...take your time...I understand). The problem with that option is that I could never sue the Bengals, for fear that the money I would win in the settlement would be taken out of the contract of a solid Dime Back. Anyone else who feels the need to fight the age-long fight of the white, heterosexual, 20-something, male has my full support, though. Dutch...what do ya say?
Much Love,
Bo
Candidates MUST be 21 years of age effective Sept. 1, 2006. Cheerleaders must live within a 50-mile radius of Cincinnati and be either a full time student or employed.
Notice anything? How 'bout it doesn't say you have to be penis-ly challenged to be a Ben-Gal. Technically, I fit every qualification. It got me thinking, if I were to try out of the squad and were to make it I would get paid to see every home game from the sideline. If I were to get cut, I could sue the team, stating that I was cut due to the fact that I carry some balls between my thighs (please take this moment to clear your mind of the visual you just got...it's okay...take your time...I understand). The problem with that option is that I could never sue the Bengals, for fear that the money I would win in the settlement would be taken out of the contract of a solid Dime Back. Anyone else who feels the need to fight the age-long fight of the white, heterosexual, 20-something, male has my full support, though. Dutch...what do ya say?
Much Love,
Bo
