Corner Booth

I'm watching the Discovery Channel right now and have had an epiphany. I would totally dig hibernating. Think about it. Seriously, what's so great about January and February? The answer is undeniably, "Nothing!" Now follow my logic on this one. Following the ritualistic gorging during the Holidays (Thanksgiving, Christmas/Hanukkah, Bowl Week, NFL Playoffs, Superbowl Sunday) everyone feels the need to "get in shape" for about a month. Rarely does anyone follow through with these far-fetched and idealistic...umm...ideas. If we could fall into a semi-comalike state until March our bodies could live on the body fat created by the vast amounts of turkey, wings, beer, and various "dips" ingested during the previous months. We would awaken refreshed, lean, and just in time for March Madness and St. Patrick's Day. Not only that, but a few weeks of Lent would have passed wherein I wouldn't have to constantly remind myself not to eat meat on Fridays. Oh man, that would be sweet.
Much Love,
Bo