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You've got to be fist-fucking me. I just read that the Reds traded "The Mayor" Sean Casey ( .305 lifetime batting average) to the Shitsburg Pirates for Dave Williams ( 17-26 lifetime record, 4.25 lifetime ERA). I understand that the Reds need pitching, hell, I'd let them trade ME to another city for a solid left hander...but Dave fucking Williams? How do you let the leader of your clubhouse go so easily? How do you trade MY favorite player without first consulting me about it? That's rude. I mean, shit, if you're gonna trade a big name why not trade Kearns??? I'd be fine with trading Kearns, he's not an emotional leader like The Mayor was. Now I'm just waiting for Sparky Anderson to hear about how the Reds are combusting from within once again, come back, and pecker slap Dan O'Brien...that might almost make this deal worth it all...ALMOST.
We'll miss you Case...but at least we'll have the memories,
Much Love,
Bo